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For all those who play Ogame .. (post that is both laugh)

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Ogame , also known as Drogame, Ogaym, or simply O'tegame Ogay, is a fabulous creature proviente the sick mind of one of many master of Dungeons & Dragons. This
treacherous creature, its objective is the same as Dungeons & Dragons, that is not got shit lot of teenagers and, in an imaginary world with the aim of reaching the last Misfortune.
The goal is to break the opponents balls constantly, trying to attack them at any time, especially when they are in the bathroom or when they have sex developing its own planet and its colonies on creating new worlds. The game is evolving in real time and knows no pause in order to give players the chance to top complete cross-section of the planet just as you're not there, therefore the player must keep track of their empire, and then cease from any human activity as social: trumpet, going out, eating, sleeping.

Side effects: Loose

eyes bulging. Language
out

Constipation Lack of activus bifidus regularis (in this case just un'activia)
Infertility
Orchitis withdrawal
Lupus

When registering on-line in one of the available universes, each player permanently cease all human relationship that is not, or chats. Each planet is able to produce resources (metal, glass and deuterium) to allow the development of music and war of each planet required to climb in the standings.
Several national bodies have also provided a special fund to the families of the players in the top 10 positions. Recently Dr. Frankestin also stated that membership in OGame enough to declare a disability of 10% which leads rapidly to 60% if it can be shown to have wagered at least once a night and wake up at 3:00 in order to treat the production of Parmesan cheese of your farm space. You can earn 10% of the slices if:

• you go to work 30 minutes early to get to your PC in time than the birth of your first RECYCLABLE (per cos'altro?)
• avete pianificato le vostre relazioni sessuali in base ai tempi di produzione del deuterio necessario alla costruzione degli importantissimi cannoni a protofagioli
• avete risposto a vostra mamma/moglie/fidanzata alla domanda "quest'estate facciamo 2 o 3 settimane di vacanze?" con un..."devo consultare il regolamento"
• avete scelto il luogo di villeggiatura in funzione della sua raggiungibilità entro il tempo di produzione di una centrale nucleare protofasonica
• siete stati ad Amsterdam e li' avete soddisfatto il vostro 'vizio' preferito cercando...un Internet point.

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